JOANNA ROWE
Late bloomer. Family lover. Cheese lover. Exclamation mark abuser. Life enthusiast. Easy smiler. That's me.

AUTHOR BIO

I live and work in Los Angeles, CA with my family. I’m a marketing manager by day and a writer by night. Above all, I love writing stories for my son.

 

MIDDLE GRADE

THE GUM CHEWS SERIES

ABOUT

Call him Icabum Plum. It’s the name he chose. Forget about the gullible kid he was when his dad left him. His bitter mood is important to who he is now. Icabum has transformed himself into a great detective. It’s all thanks to his beloved grandpa, his band of misfit friends known as the Gum Chews, and a movie detective named Sam Spade.

Book One

A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TROUBLE

It’s spring break of sixth grade. Ah, what a time to worry about nothing. Except, all Icabum has is worry. His dad has returned and spoiled his chance to visit a film festival featuring Sam Spade where he can solve the case of his lifetime. But he has a plan: ditch his lying dad, sneak out to the festival, solve the case, and return home. What could go wrong? How about everything?

Book Two

PRETTY CLOSE TO THE TRUTH

What do strange deliveries at school, suspicious new characters in town, a dead millionaire, and a looming inheritance all have in common? Nothing, until Icabum Plum begins to connect the dots.

Book Three

IF THE HEADLINE IS BIG ENOUGH

A haunted mansion, a mad king, century-old clues, and a town that blames Icabum Plum for the disappearance of several children. Can Icabum clear his name and save the missing kids? Maybe, but first, he’ll have to get lost himself.

 

 

SUCKER! SERIES

ABOUT

Suckers don’t last long in the House of Blackheart—that is, vampires without fangs. Thomas Blackheart had been a Sucker until that fretful morning of his tenth birthday when his fangs finally grew. Now, Thom is doing everything he can to hide them. Because without fangs, he won’t have to be a vampire, a knight, or compete against his siblings to become ruler of the Netherworld.

Read Chapter One

Read Chapter One

 

 

PALADIN & PALLADIUM SERIES

ABOUT

Twelve-year-old Q-Wolfe’s father, Lord Governor, is a deity to the endangered humans living in the Free World. Only the leader's breath is capable of providing oxygen within the graphene dome where they live. When Q-Wolfe discovers a mysterious role-play game by the Game Master that reveals what happened to humanity outside their walls, the child begins to question the perfect world and the truth about Lord Governor’s power.

Book One

SHEEP STRIKE THE PEPPERCORN

Book Two

PALADIN AGAINST THE BIRD

Coming Soon

MORE MIDDLE GRADE

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MIDNIGHT GORIES

Horror-Thriller Short Story Collection

The only vegetarian at a boarding school looks for food. Totally normal stuff, right? A dead uncle seeks four orphans for an inheritance of what they desire most. What could go wrong? A girl listens to a clown and pushes a mysterious button. Who wouldn’t listen to a clown? A baby crying in a cemetery gives life to the dead. Wait, what? It’s all normal until it’s not. 

PLAID SOCIETY OF P.O.T.W.O.T.Fantasy-AdventureTen-year-old Hangeria “Frit” Fritter has been sent to POTWOT Academy, a secret boarding school her Nana once attended for Protectors of the Wall of Things. At POTWOT Academy, Frit learns that all th…

PLAID SOCIETY OF P.O.T.W.O.T.

Fantasy-Adventure

Ten-year-old Hangeria “Frit” Fritter has been sent to POTWOT Academy, a secret boarding school her Nana once attended for Protectors of the Wall of Things. At POTWOT Academy, Frit learns that all the nonsensical stories Nana Marg told were real. Finding a button will give you the truth. Discovering a marble most certainly can foal a plan. Cat pirates exist. And most importantly, there are people with the ability to find what others have lost. Frit is one of them.

 


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TIPS OF THE TRADE

Thousands of Films and TV Series Direct from the Studio's Vault

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FEATURED CHARACTER

ICABUM PLUM

 
 
 

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From tips of the trade and challenges to Bogie shout-outs and fashion favorites, Icabum is the kid socially known for #BoysWhoSuit, #BowTiesAgainstBullies and #AnonymousYouth. 

 
 
 
 
 
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